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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:03:29 +0200</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2020 18:21:42 +0200</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2021 20:16:32 +0200</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 08:32:03 +0200</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:32:03 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Dumb Diary #9: That&#039;s What Friends Aren&#039;t For</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 08:32:10 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Dumb Diary: My Pants are Haunted</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/dear_dumb_diary_my_pants_are_haunted.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/dear_dumb_diary_my_pants_are_haunted_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Dear Dumb Diary: My Pants are Haunted" alt ="Dear Dumb Diary: My Pants are Haunted"/></a><br//>The (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly.They were just an ordinary soft pair of second-hand jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on. Then they became tight, smelly & scratchy - with a bit of a haunting problem! Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in school? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted? Kind of gross when you think about it...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 08:32:08 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Frantastic Voyage</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/frantastic_voyage.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/frantastic_voyage_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="Frantastic Voyage" alt ="Frantastic Voyage"/></a><br//>Frannys faithful Lab assistant, Igor, has swallowed a doomsday device that is ready to go off at any moment! For a regular scientist, it might seem like theres only one way to get the device outum...make that two ways.<br /> <br />But Franny K. Stein is no ordinary scientist, so she concocts her own way to get the device back and save her friend. With her miniaturization machine, Franny shrinks herself to the size of a pin and goes on a field trip like no other...through the body of a ticking time-dog! Fasten your seat belts, its going to be a bumpy ride!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 08:32:04 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Dumb Dairy #1: Let&#039;s Pretend This Never Happened (Dear Dumb Diary)</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2013 08:32:07 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>The Fran That Time Forgot</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/the_fran_that_time_forgot.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/the_fran_that_time_forgot_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="The Fran That Time Forgot" alt ="The Fran That Time Forgot"/></a><br//>Franny K. Stein didn't think the time would ever come when someone would realize what the <I >K in her name stood for. And she REALLY didn't think that same someone would say her middle name in front of the whole school! But that's what happened at the Science Fair award ceremony, and all the kids and teachers burst out laughing. So Franny does what any respectable mad scientist would do--she goes back in time to change her name.However, things don't turn out quite as she calculated, and Franny ends up having to face her teenage self in a warped, fourth-dimensional, kid-versus-teen, good-versus-evil, Franny-versus-Franny battle of the minds!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:06:39 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Night of the Living Things (Victor Shmud, Total Expert #2)</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 08:32:03 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>The Frandidate</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/the_frandidate.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/jim-benton/the_frandidate_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="The Frandidate" alt ="The Frandidate"/></a><br//>Franny K. Stein, Mad Scientist, has always had her eye on world domination, and she has to start somewhere...like her class elections! If people vote for her, they'll be giving her all the control she wants.But Franny's platform doesn't have the same appeal as her competitors who are offering new playground equipment, so she creates The Frandidate. Made of DNA samples from a dog, a chameleon and a parrot, along with a scrap of carpet (so she'll know where people stand), Franny's special suit helps her say and do exactly what people want! But when The Frandidate starts making promises she knows she can't keep, Franny realizes she might have gone too far...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 1992 12:06:41 +0200</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2016 08:32:09 +0200</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Dumb Diary #10: The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free</title>
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